Paris is such a beautiful and lovely city full of nice, warm, welcoming people that just want you to have an enjoyable time in the world’s capital of tourism.
Yeah…right….
Let’s talk about the time a crack whore chased me back to my hostel in Paris.
In Europe they have such crazy and interesting cigarette packages. There, they are really trying to scare people away from smoking, but, in reality, it has the effect of people showing off the new packages to their friends to see which ones they got, kind of like when you used to display your baseball or similar cards to your friends.
The effect of crazy cigarette packages is quite comical…
So let’s talk about the magical epiphanies that happen when you have just arrived at a hostel and immediately find some good drinking buddies. Well, one common epiphany is how to solve the world’s problems, generally cracking the puzzle of world peace only to forget the solution the next morning.
But, but, sometimes you find out much more interesting pieces of information. And, one dark and dreary night in Dublin, Ireland, I, along with my new friend ‘poupée’ (this shall protect her lovely self from all you creepers out there – plus I might have forgotten her real name lol) found out the secret of which beverage it is that Shrek, the almighty ogre, consumes after a long hard day in the swamp.
Find out below…