Heavenly Waffles
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May 112015
May 072015
Finland, the last foreign country in which I lived, has country-wide internet censorship; just like China; just like North Korea; just like Great Britain… As an American this is most troubling. Here, I’ll discuss my thoughts on censorship and my experience with it.
No more mooovies, no more boobies, no more internet…
May 062015
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May 042015
Got any vampires coming over for dinner? Want to make your girlfriend feel better about her high-flow day? Making a zombie movie?
Well, I’ve got just the thing for you! Check out Finland’s finest blood…
Apr 282015
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Apr 052015
Hostel Living with Leopards
Reason #8,832,122 why hostel living is the best! 😀
Feb 252015
Date
Here, I’ll talk about how I ended up not knowing that I was going on a date until it was too late, after I had come back from living in Germany for a year.
It’s funny how Europe often seems to be so similar to the U.S. on the surface, albeit with a literally different surface full of crazy old buildings and boring new ones, but the real differences, the real contrasts, are really in the small details.
Feb 232015
Bavarian Alps
Did you know that Bavarian is an actual language separate from German?! I had lived in Germany for over a year and traveled the country extensively and I didn’t even know it until I landed in a small town in Bavaria, south of Munich.
Now, let’s talk about the barbarian language of Germany… 🙂
Feb 222015
No Erection Cigarettes
Actually, this might be from Brazil. I don’t even remember where I’ve been anymore…
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Feb 182015
Butt Shower
Do you like taking showers? Well, how about a shower for your butt!
In this article, let’s talk Finnish Butt Showers!
Get your butt ready…